You're my little dorito
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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