going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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