Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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