I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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