I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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