I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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