she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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