I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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