Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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