worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
