Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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