Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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