If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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