My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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