did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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