yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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