Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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