I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
