omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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