When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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