Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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