I think I died a long time ago.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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