Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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