So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No subtext here. People are naked.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
