On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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