Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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