Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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