I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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