you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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