Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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