i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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