why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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