Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I seem to have left my pride at pride
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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