there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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