Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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