I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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