my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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