So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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