omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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