i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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