Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
