What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
