dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
