If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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