Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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