I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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