Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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