Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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