I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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