Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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