So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Houston, we have a squirter
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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