Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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