I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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