sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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