Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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